The Simpsons (TV Series)

Lisa the Drama Queen (2009)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson

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Quotes 

• Lisa Simpson : You can't keep us apart. I'll disobey!

  Marge Simpson : I'm Bart Simpson's mother. You think you know any tricks I haven't seen?

  [after Marge leaves, Lisa sneaks out the window and climbs down the tree, but Marge is waiting beneath with a laundry basket] 

  Marge Simpson : Bart Simpson, age 3.

  [after they leave, Bart comes out of a hidden door in the tree, wearing ninja clothes and holding a skateboard] 

  Bart Simpson : Bart Simpson, age 10.

• Marge Simpson : Here's a few best friend tips. Always compliment her on her looks, and if a dog barks at you, don't make a big deal about it...

  Homer Simpson : A friendship is just like a marriage. The key is to listen. And if a dog barks at you, don't make a big deal about it.

  Marge Simpson : Homer, I just said that!

  Homer Simpson : Whatever you say, honey. If it makes you feel any better, you said it.

• Marge : Now remember, Juliet's family is very classy, so be on your best behavior.

  Homer : Use as many big words as possible. I call "computer", Bart, you can have "doorbell".