Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin • Brian Griffin • Stewie Griffin • ...

Love Blactually

Peter Griffin • Brian Griffin • Stewie Griffin • Glenn Quagmire

Stewie Griffin: [upon seeing that Brian is also dressed as Snoopy for the costume party] Ugh, you know. This is why you... Brian, remember. For the last couple of weeks, I kept saying "Can I have a couple of minutes of your time to talk to you about something?" This is what it was about! This evening is "rueened!"
Brian Griffin: Look, I... Wait, what?
Stewie Griffin: This evening is rueened! The whole evening is rueened!
Brian Griffin: Why are you saying it like that?
Stewie Griffin: Saying what? I'm just pointing out the party's rueened.
Brian Griffin: You know what? I'm not gonna get sucked into this.
[walks away, then comes back]
Brian Griffin: Okay, just so that I'm sure. Really? Are you just trying to piss me off or is that really how you say it?
Stewie Griffin: What are you talking about? I'm talking about this rueened evening.
Brian Griffin: That's not how you say "ruined."
Stewie Griffin: What? Rueened?
Brian Griffin: What do you call the remains of ancient Greek structures?
Stewie Griffin: Ruins.
Brian Griffin: And how would you describe this evening?
Stewie Griffin: Well, rueened, of course. This evening is rueened.
Brian Griffin: Say "ruined."
Stewie Griffin: Rueened.
Brian Griffin: Ruined.
Stewie Griffin: Rueened.
Brian Griffin: Ruined.
Stewie Griffin: Rueened.
Brian Griffin: Dumbass.
Stewie Griffin: Well, Brian. Don't be "cruelle."

Stewie Griffin: Oh stop looking so depressed Brian. I'm sure one day you'll meet a girl who loves abortion as much as you do.
Brian Griffin: That's not the point Stewie. I'm just tired of every girl I meet being crazy.
Stewie Griffin: Oh things will work out for you. Now come on, let's forget our problems and get lost in the world of books. Ooo, "Horton Hears Domestic Violence In The Next Apartment And Doesn't Call 911".

Brian Griffin: So, ah, that's a great costume. What are you, one of Freddy Krueger's victims?
Jane: I'm a victim of the liberal agenda. I'm a murdered foetus. Did you know that Democrats murder thousands of babies every year? And sometimes babies are put back into the womb just so they can be aborted again?
Brian Griffin: Have you ever had any sex that was voluntary?
Jane: No, I have not.

Brian Griffin: She is only going to get the gist of what you're saying.
Stewie Griffin: Really, isn't she one of those people outside the family who can understand me?
Brian Griffin: No, I think because of Cleveland, She's close enough to the main cast that it might be a little weird.
Stewie Griffin: Really?
voice in bushes: We're filming!

Brian Griffin: Oh, Cleveland. I didn't recognize you without my girlfriend wrapped around your waist.

Glenn Quagmire: We have a club sandwich, a fruit plate and a side of hot beefsteak! Giggity giggity goo!