Melissa McCarthy credited as playing...
Abby Yates
- Abby Yates: Have you seen a class 4 semi-anchored entity anywhere in the vicinity?
- Graffiti Artist: You talkin' like a boat?
- Agent Rorke: Sheriff in New Mexico reports a UFO encounter, the crew of the S.S. Ourang Medan dies mysteriously, the entire town of Langville, Montana goes missing.
- Jillian Holtzmann: It does?
- Abby Yates: Okay, but we're talking about relocating. No one's being killed here. Right?
- Mayor Bradley: They were turned inside out.
- Erin Gilbert: Their skin is on the inside of their body?
- Mayor Bradley: Their skin is on the inside of their body because their organs are on the outside.
- Abby Yates: But, they're okay, right?
- Mayor Bradley: Sure.
- Jillian Holtzmann: I think they're dead...
- Kevin: Would it be okay if I bring Mike Hat to work sometimes? He has major anxiety problems.
- Abby Yates: You know what? I would love to let your cat live here with you, but I have a pretty severe cat allergy.
- Kevin: Oh, I don't have a cat. He's a dog. His name's Mike Hat.
- Abby Yates: Your dog's name is Mike Hat?
- Kevin: Mike Hat.
- Erin Gilbert: Your dog's name is Mike, last name Hat?
- Kevin: Well, his full name is Michael Hat.
- Abby Yates: I can't say that I'm allergic to dogs... so.
- Kevin: You know, it's all right. He lives with my mum.
- Abby Yates: [Holtzmann is dancing to 'Rhythm of the Night'] I don't mean to DeBarge in!
- Jillian Holtzmann: Is that by DeBarge? I thought it was Devo.
- [Everyone notices a ghost perched on Patty's shoulders]
- Abby Yates: Patty! Don't move!
- Erin Gilbert: You got a, uh...
- Patty Tolan: Nope, I'm tired.
- Erin Gilbert: No. You got a...
- Patty Tolan: I'm just gonna go ahead and take off. How about that?
- Erin Gilbert: I, I don't really think that's a good idea.
- Patty Tolan: No. I'm gonna take off. Don't piss off the ghost.
- [as Patty slowly walks out of the crowd, a crowd member takes a selfie with Patty and the ghost]
- Patty Tolan: Really?
- Dean: I will not let the 12-year reputation of this fine institution be besmirched by you!
- Abby Yates: Oh, come on! Suddenly this place has a classy reputation to uphold? You're only dean now because the least dean went to jail.
- Dean: Are you saying that I'm not qualified?
- Abby Yates: You spell science with a "Y". And what's upsetting about that is I don't think you know that that's wrong.
- Erin Gilbert: [the Ghostbusters are surrounded by giant apparitions] I'm not good in a fight.
- Abby Yates: Well, here's your chance to work on that.
- Abby Yates: [seeing Slimer drive past in the Ghostbusters' car] Well, that thing is having the time of its life.
- Abby Yates: I will kick the unliving crap out of you, and you...
- [points at Slimer]
- Abby Yates: ...and especially you!
- Abby Yates: I have one wonton! I have a tub of soup and one split wonton!
- Erin Gilbert: I'm sorry you're having a soup crisis.
- Abby Yates: There isn't even any meat in there. That's just a carrot.
- Abby Yates: We have over a hundred comments already. And they're not all crazies. Come here, I wanna show you this. Read that.
- Erin Gilbert: Ain't no bitches gonna hunt no ghost.
- Abby Yates: Come on Rowan, show yourself!
- Rowan North: [disembodied voice] What form would you prefer I take?
- Jillian Holtzmann: Uh, maybe something stationary. Like a bull's-eye.
- Patty Tolan: Well I'll tell you what I prefer. I prefer something nice and cute, like a friendly little ghost.
- Rowan North: [Manifests as the Ghostbuster's logo] Oh. Is that what you want? Something more familiar?
- Erin Gilbert: Let's go.
- Abby Yates: Let's go.
- Erin Gilbert: Oh.
- Abby Yates: Oh.
- Erin Gilbert: Did you want to...
- Abby Yates: Oh, sorry. I'll let you. I'll let you.
- Erin Gilbert: Next time.
- [from trailer]
- Abby Yates: It's a class 4 apparition.
- Erin Gilbert: That's okay, she seems... peaceful. My name is Erin Gilbert, doctor of particle physics...
- [the ghost throws up on her]