Selena Gomez credited as playing...
Mabel Mora
- [Detective Williams has just finished her initial examination of a crime scene, and has run into Mabel, Charles, and Oliver in the hall -- where they're not supposed to be.]
- Detective Donna Williams: Are you associated with the deceased?
- Oliver Putnam: No, no. We don't know him.
- Charles-Haden Savage: We're neighbors in the building. We live in the building.
- Detective Donna Williams: Mm-hmm. So, you don't know him?
- Oliver Putnam: Just in passing.
- Charles-Haden Savage: Not *his* passing.
- Oliver Putnam: No, yes. We pass by him.
- Charles-Haden Savage: Before he passed.
- Oliver Putnam: That's right. Um, but are y-- are you, uh, sure that it was suicide?
- Mabel Mora: It doesn't make sense.
- Oliver Putnam: I mean, even in passing, he didn't seem the type.
- Detective Donna Williams: So, you don't know him.
- Charles-Haden Savage: [sigh] Look, you're probably just starting your investigation, looking into all the forensics ...
- Detective Donna Williams: Goddammit. What fuckin' podcast are you all hooked on? Huh? I swear to God, if I meet one more true crime nut... This is suicide. It's textbook. Residue powder on the hands, evidence of financial stress. We even found a note on his laptop saying he's outta here, which is exactly where you all need to be.
- Charles-Haden Savage: What if...
- Detective Donna Williams: Nuh-uh, it's not.
- Oliver Putnam: B-b-but, y-y-you...
- Detective Donna Williams: No, no, no, no, no. It's not. So, go on ahead and enjoy your cute little lives...
- Detective Donna Williams: [coroners come out with the deceased on a gurney] and be glad that you still have one. You goddamn true crime fuckin' numb-nuts.
- [walks away with the gurney]