- [all of the time-displaced characters have been dropped into the Tatoonie desert. As everyone gets their bearings, three different versions of Obi-Wan greet each other]
- Obi-Wan Kenobi: Hello there.
- [a legless Darth Maul crawls up]
- Darth Maul: Ahem.
- [all the heroes and villains face off with each other. Both Old and Young Han Solo dust themselves off]
- Greedo: Oonta, goota, Solos?
- Old Han Solo: You wanna shoot first?
- Han Solo: After you.
- [both Solos blast Greedo. All the good guys and bad guys charge at each other and meet head-on in an epic clash]
- Rey: [watching Obi-Wan and Anakin] It's Obi-Wan Kenobi training Anakin Skywalker!
- [BB-8 beeps]
- Rey: No, they didn't see me.
- [Obi-Wan and Anakin leap onto the elevator roof with their lightsabers drawn]
- Obi-Wan Kenobi: Hello there.
- Rey: [nervously chuckles] Hi.
- [opens a portal and escapes]
- Anakin Skywalker: [fighting Obi-Wan on Mustafar] I hate you, Obi-Wan!
- Obi-Wan Kenobi: Careful, Anakin. Anger leads to hate, and hate leads to...
- Anakin Skywalker: I know what it leads to!
- Clone Troopers: [after the Podracers zoom by] Podracers, don't see those everyday. Jinx! Oh! Double jinx!
- Rey: [Upon them both finding the temple, BB-8 says something] You can say THAT again!
- [BB-8 clearly says the exact same thing]
- Rey: [observing Yoda and Young Luke] Can you imagine the profound Jedi wisdom they're sharing?
- Luke Skywalker: Master Yoda? The blood is really starting to rush to my head.
- Yoda: Concentrate, young Skywalker.
- Rey: [freeing the older Luke] No time to explain. We need to...
- Luke Skywalker: Stop everyone in a black cape. I know the drill.
- Rey: [realizing what she did wrong] Oh no. Instead of helping Finn, I hurt his feelings.
- Yoda: So focused on the books you were, the most important thing you forgot. Knowledge and training a Jedi needs. Yes. But useless these are, without connection.
- [Rey sees images of Qui-Gon and Young Obi-Wan, Obi-Wan and Anakin, Yoda and Young Luke, and Older Luke and herself]
- Yoda: What do you see?
- Rey: Jedi Masters and their students.
- Yoda: Students, yes. But also...
- Rey: Friends.
- Young Obi-Wan Kenobi: [sitting in the conference room] Ugh! Bored. Bored. Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored. Who cares about a trade dispute?
- Qui-Gon Jinn: Jedi do not seek adventure.
- Young Obi-Wan Kenobi: I understand. It's just that it's not very...
- Qui-Gon Jinn: Gas!
- [poisonous gas begins to seep into the room]
- Young Obi-Wan Kenobi: Now this is more like it!
- [both ignite their lightsabers]
- Qui-Gon Jinn: Focus, Obi-Wan.
- Rey: [to BB-8] Hurry, BB-8.
- [creates a portal and escapes]
- Obi-Wan Kenobi: [trying to get Luke's attention; clears throat] Use the Force, Luke.
- Luke Skywalker: Huh?
- Rey: Listen to your master! Use the Force!
- [Luke switches off his targeting computer]
- Darth Vader: I have you now.
- [one of his wing-men is blasted]
- Darth Vader: What?
- Han Solo: Yahoo!
- [the other TIE fighter crashes into Vader's, knocking him off-course and sending him spinning away]
- Han Solo: You're all clear, kid. Now let's blow this thing and go home.
- [Luke fires two proton torpedoes into the Death Star's reactor core, causing it to explode]
- Emperor Palpatine: [to Rey] If you won't join me, then I will go back and destroy Skywalker! Both of them. And Kylo Ren! And Vader! I will rule the galaxy forever, by myself like I always should have.