Belle: [to errant Bambi's voicemail] Stealing clients off me? You talked on my phone the other week and now you've been on my laptop and replied to that e-mail.
[raising voice]
Belle: I am trying to help you, I just, I can't believe you are being so fucking disingenuous, you know what? Don't call me back!
[switches off phone in agitated state, turns to speak to audience]
Belle: This is why you should never help other people. Other people are bastards!
[pronouncing that word with a British inflection]
Belle: Now I have to go on a date! With a real person!