Chris Williams credited as playing...
Crunch Bandicoot
- Aku-Aku: Well, I didn't think we'd meet again.
- Dr. Nitrus Brio: Well you were wrong, and I was right! As right as... Betamax! Why won't the world understand? We've got limitless bad mojo to power the NVs!
- Aku-Aku: Bad mojo? How are you getting that?
- Dr. Nitrus Brio: [covers mouth]
- Aku-Aku: Start talking, mister! Crash likes Crunch, and look what he's doing to him!
- [Crunch is bound to various TNT barrels, as Crash sets it off]
- Dr. Nitrus Brio: Cortex and I are in charge now, little fool! Your island is trapped by a device that I...
- Aku-Aku: That you invented, yeah, yeah, yeah... Come on Crash. Looks like my brother's involved in this mess. You go on home, Crunch.
- Crunch Bandicoot: Yeah... think I'm leaking brain juice. Gonna lay down awhile. Sleepy.
- Aku-Aku: [to N. Brio] And you! You clear out! You're not welcome! Come on, Crash! Let's go find my brother.
- Dr. Nitrus Brio: This isn't the end! I invented endings!... Why don't people take me seriously?
- Crunch Bandicoot: Crash! Stay away, little buddy! I can't control myself!
- Aku-Aku: Just take the helmet off, already!
- Crunch Bandicoot: You don't understand! Show... awesome! Monkeys!
- Dr. Nitrus Brio: Ha ha ha ha! Yes! Fight your 'little buddy'. Teach him who invented who! Strike him with your large man-hand!
- Crunch Bandicoot: I obey! Eat... enough... FIBER!
- Coco Bandicoot: If I get this Doominator eye working, we'll have the best entertainment system of all time! It will play games, watch movies, and dispense butter! It will be the mother of all TiVos!
- Crash Bandicoot: Wahoo!
- Crunch Bandicoot: That does sound good!... Butter.
- [noticed a fire extinguisher in his hand]
- Crunch Bandicoot: ... And where'd I get this? Short term memory loss. Confused! And where'd I get this?
- Coco Bandicoot: [trying to hotwire the wrecked Doominator] Oh, stupid thing! Work!
- Crunch Bandicoot: Wow, we should clean this place up, childrens! It's been like a metric year!
- Coco Bandicoot: Who's gonna make us? You? I don't think so.
- Crash Bandicoot: [laughs]
- Crunch Bandicoot: Okay, guess I'll just say some catchphrases. Chick Lemonade! Vitamin C!