- Doug Funnie: Come on, Judy. Don't give up yet.
- Judy Funnie: I told you. I'm an actress, not a truck driver. An actress!
- Doug Funnie: But, Judy...
- Judy Funnie: AN ACTRESS!
- Al Sleech: Hello, Doug Funnie.
- Moo Sleech: We are here.
- Doug Funnie: Hey, guys. I didn't expect you so soon. I don't think anyone from my family's here for you to interview...
- Al Sleech: Excuse me.
- Moo Sleech: Pardon.
- Al Sleech: Doug Funnie, we have gathered enough information. Our observations are complete.
- Doug Funnie: Here's my sister. Don't you wanna talk to her?
- Al and Moo Sleech: No.