Bikini Royale (2008 TV Movie) User Reviews

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[nogodnomasters · 4/10 · 30 June 2022]

The film opens with a hot Asian chick (Syren) taking a shower, scrubbing all those hard to get places. Tanya (Beverly Lynne) is taking candid photos and gets caught. And what a surprise (or not), we have a FF love scene. Tanya must infiltrate a poker game to stop top secret plans from going to enemy agents. This includes a practice run of strip poker.

This is all soft core with sex and nudity in every scene, or with one in a few minutes. I liked this one best of the trilogy although they were all pretty much the same.

Do you think I'm funny?

[kosmasp · 3/10 · 13 September 2013]

The girls are sexy, but are they also funny? More importantly, since this is a "sequel" of sorts, how come some of the same actors are playing different characters and some play the same character? That is something you shouldn't mind yourself with though, because our heroine is the same! Tanya X is back and she does what she's doing best. A new chief in hand (but as "pervy" as the one before) she fights evil.

Shower scene (with a peeping Tom/Tanya angle), lesbian and "normal" intercourse in soft core nature guaranteed. There was another "peeping Tom" angle to one of those scenes, with someone called Newton, whose Tanya Xs "Q". Not the only hint at James Bond (title sequence is a sure giveaway). The movie is trying to be funny and it will work for some more than for others.

sexy funny cinema

[redcup · 8/10 · 24 November 2008]

Bikini Royale is a light hearted sexy funny movie that's awesome. Fred Olen Ray once again proves why he is a successful movie maker. He has built a blue print for making these type of movies that involve nudity with comedy. He uses many of the same cast members. When watching you can see that every actor is comfortable with each other. He uses simple plots not getting caught up in trying to be a Oliver Stone. Some times people want to watch a movie they don't have to think to much about. The skin factor in Bikini Royale is perfect. What is amazing is that for having so many hot women in his movies that they can really act. Not in a dramatic way, but comedic way. Fred Olen Ray is the KING of late night cinema hands down.

Pure homage....

[resist-jw · 6/10 · 9 May 2020]

For students of the genre....it's bad on purpose...nicely done. 👍