Van Wilder: Freshman Year (2009 Video)
Steve Talley: Lt. Dirk Arnold
Quotes
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Lt. Dirk Arnold : Well, look what we have here!
Lt. Dirk Arnold : I haven't seen this many turds since I won that campus hot dog eating contest.
[Dirk and Benedict laugh]
Corporal Benedict : Yeah, I haven't seen this many pansies since I was picking flowers yesterday.
[Benedict laughs, but Dirk gives him a strange look]
Corporal Benedict : [whispers] Don't you remember I was making that arrangement?
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[Introducing themselves to each other]
Lt. Dirk Arnold : Lieutenant Dirk Arnold, ROTC
Corporal Benedict : Corporal Benedict, ROTC
Van Wilder : Van Wilder, WTF?