House M.D. (TV Series)

House Divided (2009)

Jesse Spencer: Dr. Robert Chase

Quotes 

• Dr. Robert Chase : Cameron is not going to be happy about this party.

  Dr. Gregory House : But you on the other hand...

  Dr. Robert Chase : Plan on spending the rest of my life with Cameron.

  Dr. Gregory House : So... I need the cancel the Fart Band?

  Dr. Robert Chase : So I need you to kidnap me.

  Dr. Gregory House : Spoken like a true Aussie.

• Immigration Officer #2 : [to Cameron]  I'm sorry, ma'am. Illegals only.

  Dr. Robert Chase : [as the officers are taking him away]  I'm... I'm sure it's a mistake. I'll call you as soon as I know what's going on.

  Dr. Allison Cameron : [quietly to Foreman]  Don't let House get him into too much trouble.

• Dr. Gregory House : [trying to talk Chase into a depraved bachelor party]  You are going to commit to that one special woman forever which is beautiful, but if your commitment the day after the wedding is the same as your commitment the day before, then the wedding meant nothing. So - and I see no logical way around this - if you want your marriage to matter, you have to be a wanton, trolling, muck-covered pig the day before.

  Dr. Robert Chase : You're evil. See ya.