"Rugrats" Grandpa Moves Out/The Legend of Satchmo (TV Episode 1993) - Jack Riley as Stu Pickles, Old Man

Stu Pickles : [after Lou convinces him to join him and the kids camping in the yard] You know; it's kind of exciting out here in the middle of nature. It's almost kind of *primal*. For the first time, I'm experiencing the real Stu Pickles.

Angelica Pickles : [wearily] Uncle Stu?

Stu Pickles : What is it, Angelica? Out here I feel we can *really* communicate!

Angelica Pickles : Go to sleep.
Angelica Pickles : We couldn't sleep 'cause of the Satchmo.

Stu Pickles : Satchmo? The trumpet player?

Angelica Pickles : No, the monster.
Stu Pickles : Say, I hope you're not reading the kids anything too scary, Pop.

Lou Pickles : Well, that all depends. It might be scary if you're 35 years old and you suddenly realise that you've never really lived!

Stu Pickles : Look, Pop, are you sure about this whole camping experiment?

Lou Pickles : Stu, just because *you* had one bad eensy-weensy experience in the woods doesn't mean you have to wreck the great outdoors for everyone.

Stu Pickles : Teensy weensy? I was lost for three days!

Lou Pickles : Stu, that was over a year ago! Isn't it about time you put it behind ya?

Stu Pickles : Fine, Pop. Have it your way.
Stu Pickles : That's the kind of thing that lulls you into a false sense of security. You forget to take simple precautions against Grizzlies and freak mountain storms.

Didi Pickles : I don't think there *are* grizzly bears in our backyard, Stu.

Stu Pickles : That's exactly what they *want* you to think.

Jack Riley: Stu Pickles, Old Man