- Turbo Tu-Tone: I gotta hand it to Badvibes, these Speedsuits are really the cat's pajamas. I just did a casket job and oil and filter on this baby in 30 seconds flat.
- Walker 'Sundown' Calhoun: [trying on a speed suit] Ooh wee! Ugh... this thing's plumb too small! I'm sorry but we're grown big down in Texas.