Gossip Girl (TV Series)

Pret-a-Poor-J (2008)

Leighton Meester: Blair Waldorf

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Quotes 

• Blair Waldorf : I have an itch only Chuck can scratch.

• Dan Humphrey : You and Chuck have been toying with each other forever so, you didn't win this one. You ever think maybe you should just let it go?

  Blair Waldorf : This is different.

  Dan Humphrey : Why?

  [Dan looks at Blair] 

  Dan Humphrey : Do, do you love him?

  [Blair gives him an approving look] 

  Dan Humphrey : Wow, someone loves Chuck Bass.

  Blair Waldorf : I don't know, I just... I don't understand how it got to this place.

  Dan Humphrey : Ya know the first time that I told Serena I loved her, it was terrifying. I've never felt so exposed. But the feeling I got when she said it back to me was probably the single greatest moment of my life.

  Blair Waldorf : But you broke up.

  Dan Humphrey : Doesn't mean I wouldn't do it all over again.

  Blair Waldorf : If I say it, he wins and if he wins, then I'll just... be another girl to him.

  Dan Humphrey : You don't know that's true. You have to decide whats most important to you. Keeping your pride and getting nothing or taking a risk and maybe, maybe having everything.

• Blair Waldorf : Are you here to gloat?

  Chuck Bass : Over what?

  Blair Waldorf : Well, you won. Pop the champagne.

  Chuck Bass : I didn't win.

  Blair Waldorf : Then why does it feel like I lost?

  Chuck Bass : The reason we can't say those three words to each other isn't because they aren't true.

  Blair Waldorf : Then why?

  Chuck Bass : I think we both know, the moment we do, it won't be the start of something, it'll be the end. Think about it, Chuck and Blair going to the movies? Chuck and Blair holding hands?

  Blair Waldorf : We don't have to do those things. We can do the things we like.

  Chuck Bass : What we like is this.

  Blair Waldorf : The game.

• Blair Waldorf : Wanna get a drink?

  Chuck Bass : Wanna say those three little words?

  Blair Waldorf : No.

  Chuck Bass : Then no drink.

  Blair Waldorf : Why? Scared you won't be able to handle it?

  [Blair lifts up her skirt and Chuck sees she has a garter belt on] 

• Blair Waldorf : You have to help me destroy Chuck Bass.

  Dan Humphrey : All right, I'll take that as my cue to leave.

  Blair Waldorf : Oh, you're very perceptive.

  [Dan starts to leave but Serena stops him] 

  Serena van der Woodsen : Dan, wait.

  [starts talking to Blair] 

  Serena van der Woodsen : If you're having a problem with Chuck, then a man's perspective could be helpful.

  Blair Waldorf : Ya know just because you two are making a doomed attempt to being friends doesn't mean I have to play the enabler.

  Serena van der Woodsen : Blair, come on.

  Dan Humphrey : Well, if you're plotting against Chuck Bass then I'm sure I can think of something.

  Blair Waldorf : Fine. I have an itch that only Chuck can scratch and he won't oblige unless I tell him I love him.

  Dan Humphrey : You need help getting Chuck to sleep with you, really?

• Chuck Bass : [Chuck rides up in his limo and rolls down the window]  Wanna get in? I'd love to give you a ride.

  Blair Waldorf : Well I'm sure you would. Too bad you've made the terms of that arrangement impossible.

  Chuck Bass : About that, maybe I was a litte too hasty. Come on, get in.

  Blair Waldorf : Maybe I don't want you anymore.

  Chuck Bass : Don't torture me. I'm dying.

  [Blair starts to get in when Chuck pushes down the lock] 

  Chuck Bass : All you have to do is say those three magic words.

  Blair Waldorf : I hate you.

  [Chuck rolls up the window and leaves] 

• Blair Waldorf : Like a Bass out of hell.

• Chuck Bass : Brooklyn?

  [Chuck meets Blair on a rooftop in Brooklyn] 

  Blair Waldorf : At least it will be memorable.

  Chuck Bass : I'm sorry but don't you have something you wanna say to me?

  Blair Waldorf : Yes.

  [pause] 

  Blair Waldorf : This is so silly. What does it matter who says it first, why don't we just say it together?

  Chuck Bass : Because that wasn't the deal.

  Blair Waldorf : Why does everything have to be a deal?

  Chuck Bass : Because we made it one.

  [Blair looks indecisive] 

  Chuck Bass : What's going on Blair? You told me you had something to say to me, say it.

  Blair Waldorf : [Blair on the verge of tears]  Why do I have to be the one to go first? I was the one who waited on that helipad for you. I went to Tuscany alone.

  Chuck Bass : That's ancient history.

  Blair Waldorf : I was the one who asked you to say it first.

  Chuck Bass : At the white party? When you were on your way out with the count? Because did you really think I was going to say it then?

  Blair Waldorf : Yes! And when you didn't I wanted to die!

  Chuck Bass : Don't tell me you brought me all the way to Brooklyn for this? I thought you were ready to tell me how you really felt, obviously it was just another one of your games.

  Blair Waldorf : My games? You were the one who started this.

  Chuck Bass : And you're the one who finished it.

  [Blair walks off] 

• Dan Humphrey : Blair Waldorf in Brooklyn. Are you two lost?

  Serena van der Woodsen : Will you talk to her please?

  Blair Waldorf : There's nothing to talk about, I told you it's over.

  Serena van der Woodsen : She stopped listening to me, maybe she'll listen to you

  Dan Humphrey : Um, sure.

  Serena van der Woodsen : I'm gonna go check out the art - in the art gallery. Talk.

  [Serena walks off] 

• [first lines] 

  Gossip Girl : [voice-over, while Blair is dreaming about her limousine experience with Chuck:]  Every girl fantasizes about finding her Prince Charming. But if that Prince refuses to come...

  Dorota Kishlovsky : [knocks on door, enters]  You are late. Time for breakfast.

  Blair Waldorf : I'll be down in a minute. I just have to finish something.

  Gossip Girl : ...a girl has to take matters into her own hands.

  Dorota Kishlovsky : [stern look back]  Don't forget, God always watching, Miss Blair.

• Chuck Bass : [in limo, passing Blair on rainy day]  Wanna get in? I'd love to give you a ride.

  Blair Waldorf : I'm sure you would. Too bad you've made the terms of that arrangement impossible.

• Chuck Bass : All you have to do is say those three magic words.

  Blair Waldorf : I hate you!

  [limo pulls away, leaving her in the rain]