Leighton Meester credited as playing...
Blair Waldorf
- Blair Waldorf: As his consort, I have to be able to hobnob with oligarchs and dictators.
- Serena van der Woodsen: Well, if you can't find common ground with a dictator, I don't know who can.
- Blair Waldorf: She made 'Waldorf' rhyme with 'Spears'! I may as well have gone commando and held my party at Nyla's Burger Basket!
- Serena van der Woodsen: Blair Waldorf, a fling? You're not exactly low maintenance.
- Blair Waldorf: It's like Roman Holiday but I'm Gregory Peck and he's Audrey Hepburn!
- Serena van der Woodsen: And you really expect me to believe this isn't all about revenge on Chuck?
- Blair Waldorf: Revenge is so 12 hours ago! And just because Marcus is the perfect post-Bass palate cleanser doesn't mean he isn't a delicious dish in his own right.
- Blair Waldorf: Can I just say how sorry I am that I judged you earlier? I thought you were just a callow, social-climbing former swimsuit model who married above her station only to be enslaved by her own insecurities. When I saw you rolling around on the floor with my adolescent ex, I realized you have a compassionate side.
- Blair Waldorf: [introduction to Lord Beaton] Dan is a football fanatic.
- [chuckles]
- Blair Waldorf: He's a huge Chelsea fan.
- Serena van der Woodsen: Oh, me too. I just love the Balenciaga store.