Gossip Girl (TV Series)

O Brother, Where Bart Thou? (2008)

Leighton Meester: Blair Waldorf

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• Blair Waldorf : No, it's not.

  [sobs] 

  Blair Waldorf : It's horrible. I thought that... if... I could finally say it, but... everything would change, but... He's just as selfish and soulless as ever. Only a masochist could ever love such a narcissist.

  [sobs] 

  Blair Waldorf : Help me.

• Blair Waldorf : Whatever you're going through, I wanna be there for you.

  Chuck Bass : We've talked about this. You are not my girlfriend.

  Blair Waldorf : But I am me. And you are you. We're Chuck and Blair. Blair and Chuck. The worst thing you've ever done, the darkest thought you've ever had, I will stand by you through anything.

  Chuck Bass : And why would you do that?

  Blair Waldorf : Because I love you.

  Chuck Bass : Well, that's too bad.

• Cyrus Rose : [to Blair]  I just hope you know how happy I am, not just to be with your mother, but to have you, family. I love you very, very much.

  Blair Waldorf : [crying]  I told Chuck I love him.

  Cyrus Rose : Really? That's wonderful.

  Blair Waldorf : No, it's not, it's horrible. I thought that if I could finally say it that everything would change, but he is just as selfish and solace as ever. Only a masochist could ever love such as narcissist. Help me.

  [hugs Cyrus] 

  Cyrus Rose : You don't need help. He just needs time.

  Blair Waldorf : Wait.

  [hugs Cyrus again] 

  Blair Waldorf : Not enough.

• Nate Archibald : [to Blair]  You're really sweet with him.

  Blair Waldorf : Me? Sweet? No!

  Nate Archibald : But you are. I mean, worrying about him, offering him food, it's downright maternal.

  Blair Waldorf : I'm not maternal. I've just been spending too much time with Cyrus and I'm turning Jewish.

• Eleanor Waldorf : [to Blair]  How is Charles holding up?

  Blair Waldorf : Who knows? He's not returning any of my calls or texts, but the hotel says that they keep sending up food, so there's something alive in that room.

• Nate Archibald : [to Chuck]  You don't even have to stay that long. You should let people shake your hand, say hello, and you're done.

  Chuck Bass : You don't have to convince me.

  Blair Waldorf : Oh, good. Well, I just thought that after what happened at the church, you might not wanna be here.