Everybody Hates Chris (TV Series)

Everybody Hates Snitches (2008)

Tyler James Williams: Chris

Quotes 

• Chris : [to Rochelle]  What's wrong? I thought you guys were going out.

  Rochelle : The sitter canceled and my anniversary is ruined. Other than that, everything is fine.

  Narrator : If this was a cartoon, you'd see a lightbulb appear above my head.

  Chris : I can watch Drew and Tonya, and you and Dad can still go out.

  Rochelle : Chris, this is not for a few hours. It'll be all night.

  Chris : Ma, I can handle it.

  Rochelle : Well, what if Drew gets a fever?

  Chris : I'll call a doctor.

  Rochelle : What if Tonya sets something on fire?

  Chris : I'll call the Fire Department.

  Rochelle : Somebody tries to break in?

  Chris : I'll call the police.

  Rochelle : What if you get attacked by ghosts?

  Chris : I'll call Ghostbusters.

• Greg Wuliger : [to Chris]  Wow, I can't believe you're going to go to see "The Last Dragon" with Dickerson and his crew. You are so in there.

  Chris : No, Greg, I'm not. My parents aren't gonna let me see a midnight movie.

  Greg Wuliger : Then why'd you say yes?

  Chris : Because I didn't want to look like some punk who can't get out of the house past 9:00.

  Greg Wuliger : But since you are, what are you gonna tell them after you don't show up?

  Narrator : That I got sent to jail for killing my nerdy white friend?