Everybody Hates Chris (TV Series)
Everybody Hates Cake (2008)
Chris Rock: Narrator
Quotes
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Narrator : There was only one time during the day that I didn't miss Greg. Home Ec. It smelled like biscuits and it looked like Victoria's Secret. Greg wasn't there, but if there's one way to replace one good friend, it's with a bunch of strange women. Hey, that's how strip clubs were born.
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Narrator : [after Chris shakes Angel's hand] I broke his androgyny bone.
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Narrator : [when Peaches and Malvo come over to Chris' house for dinner] There haven't been this many ex-cons in one place since Naomi Campbell had lunch with Amy Winehouse.
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Angel : Chris, you're a nice guy. I don't know how to say this. I don't mind working with you in class, but being seen with you out here... it's a whole other thing. I get picked on enough for the way I dress. Hanging out with you will give people one more reason.
Narrator : I just got the "it's not you, it's me" speech from a guy who wears pumps?
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Greg Wuliger : [to Chris] Dude, who was that androgynous guy you were just talking to?
Chris : Oh, that's Angel.
Greg Wuliger : Do I need to kick his ass?
Narrator : Don't try it. Androgynous guys have a reputation for being great fighters.
Chris : Nah, he's cool. He's in my Home Ec class.
Greg Wuliger : Home Ec? Do I need to kick your ass?
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Greg Wuliger : [to Chris] I gotta go beat up some nerds. Have fun at your bake-off.
Narrator : If you don't find any nerds, you could just punch yourself in the face.
