Everybody Hates Chris (TV Series)
Everybody Hates PSATs (2009)
Tichina Arnold: Rochelle
Quotes
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Rochelle Rock : [to Judge Watkins] My son is a good kid! And my husband is innocent! So, you know what? You can take your little Hansel and Gretel and you can shove it up your...
Judge Harry Watkins : Lady, you are out of order!
Rochelle Rock : No! You're out of order! You're out of order! This whole trial is out of order!
Judge Harry Watkins : [to the baliff] Get her out of here! Get her out of here!
Rochelle Rock : [as she's being escorted out of the courtroom] Attica! Attica!
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Rochelle Rock : Chris, if you do well on this, this would really mean a lot. You know what, I'm thinking about enrolling you, Drew, and Tonya into "Hansel and Gretel."
Chris Rock : What's "Hansel and Gretel"?
Rochelle Rock : Hansel and Gretel is a social organization made up of successful black families. You know, the upper crust of the black community.
Narrator : We were just the crust.
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Tonya : I'm not pregnant.
Chris Rock : I'm not on drugs.
Drew : I'm not in a gang.
Julius : I actually know where all my kids are.
Rochelle Rock : See, baby. We're almost perfect.
Narrator : We're damn near white.
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Judge Harry Watkins : [when he sees Rochelle] God, not you.
Chris Rock : You two know each other?
Rochelle Rock : Yes. He's the so-called judge that threw me in jail after I beat that speeding ticket.
Judge Harry Watkins : You were in contempt.
Narrator : She still is.
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Judge Harry Watkins : [to Rochelle] How about we let bygones be bygones?
Rochelle Rock : Bye. Gone.
Narrator : That's how proper black people say, "Let's squash this."
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Rochelle Rock : [after Chris loses his Scholastathon competition]
[to Judge Watkins]
Rochelle Rock : I hope this doesn't hurt our chances for getting into "Hansel and Gretel."
Judge Harry Watkins : Oh, your chances aren't hurt.
Rochelle Rock : Oh, thank God.
Judge Harry Watkins : They're destroyed, decimated, obliterated, annihilated...
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Judge Harry Watkins : [when he sees Rochelle in his courtroom] What... what are you, following me around?
Rochelle Rock : You think I want to be here?
Judge Harry Watkins : Say the wrong thing and you'll get locked up faster than a door with Jehovah's Witnesses coming.
Narrator : Just joking, witnesses. We love you guys!
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Chris Rock : [When Judge Watkins arrives at Chris's house] Judge Watkins?
Rochelle Rock : Oh, look what we have here. I cannot believe you even showed your face here. We ain't in court now.
Julius : And we don't want to go back.
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Rochelle Rock : [to Chris] Boy, I ought to knock you into subspace.
Chris Rock : Isn't that kind of ridiculous?
[Scene cuts to Chris floating in space]