- Brooke Davis: Really? And what are you gonna sell, mother? Magic beans? Without my designs, you have nothing. I know it, you know it. And as soon as the board sees my unbelievable new line they'll know it. And you'll be the one whose out on her nip and tucked ass.
- Victoria Davis: You don't like me, do you?
- Millicent 'Millie' Huxtable: No
- Victoria Davis: Because you feel I've mistreated you?
- Millicent 'Millie' Huxtable: No, because you're an evil bitch
- Deb Lee: [making out in a parked car with Skills] This is ridiculous, the way we have to sneak around. We're making out in a car like high-school kids.
- Antwon 'Skills' Taylor: Yeah, but personally, you did rock that cheerleading outfit.
- Deb Lee: Not the point, but thank you.
- Antwon 'Skills' Taylor: Ok, you right. We just gonna have to go public.
- Deb Lee: Yeah.
- Antwon 'Skills' Taylor: I'm a say, "Nate, look. I'm dating your mom"
- Deb Lee: Mm-hm
- Antwon 'Skills' Taylor: Sleeping with her, doing all kind of freaky stuff to her... So you wanna tell him, or should I?
- Deb Lee: Sneaking around is kinda hot.
- Antwon 'Skills' Taylor: Yeah.
- Brooke Davis: When do you go?
- Marvin 'Mouth' McFadden: Tonight, I have to.
- Brooke Davis: Ok, hug me before I cry.
- [hugs mouth]
- Brooke Davis: . Goodbye, scarecrow. I'm gonna miss you most of all.
- Nathan Scott: [walks outside and sees his mom topless in the pool] oh, for God's sakes, mom.
- Deb Lee: What?
- Nathan Scott: What is going on with you? Is this some kind of grandmother midlife crisis?
- Deb Lee: Would you keep it down, please? The neighbors will hear you.
- Nathan Scott: [yells towards neighbors house] She's a grandmother. My mom is a grandmother.
- Deb Lee: Nathan, stop it. Just... just... go away.
- Nathan Scott: I wanna know who he is mom, Mr. Porno. Give me a name.
- Deb Lee: No. Why?
- Nathan Scott: Because I wanna know who's responsible for you losing your mind like this. I'm gonna find out. And put some clothes on. Jamie's home, if he sees you topless he's gonna be scarred for life. I know I am.