Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog (TV Mini Series)
Act I (2008)
Neil Patrick Harris: Billy (Dr. Horrible)
Photos
Quotes
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Dr. Horrible : Wow, sarcasm. That's original.
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Dr. Horrible : And by the way it's not about making money, it's about taking money. Destroying the status quo because the status is not quo. The world is a mess and I just need to rule it.
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Dr. Horrible : A lot of guys ignore the laugh, and that's about standards. I mean, if you're gonna get into the Evil League of Evil, you have to have a memorable laugh. What, do you think Bad Horse didn't work on his whinny? His terrible death-whinny?
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Dr. Horrible : Moist! My evil moisture buddy. What's going on?
Moist : Life o' crime. Got your mail.
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Dr. Horrible : Hey, didn't you, uh, didn't you go on a date last night? Conflict Diamond told me you were doubling with Bait and Switch.
Moist : Yeah.
Dr. Horrible : Yeah?
Moist : It was alright. I kinda thought I was supposed to end up with Bait, but...
Dr. Horrible : I hear ya. I saw Penny today.
Moist : You talk to her?
Dr. Horrible : So close. Just a few weeks away from a real audible connection.
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Dr. Horrible : Wow, sarcasm! That's original!
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Penny : I was wondering if - if I could just... Hey, I know you.
Dr. Horrible : Hello. You know me? Cool. I mean - yeah, you do... Do you?
Penny : From the laundry mat.
Dr. Horrible : Wednesdays and Saturdays except twice last month you skipped the weekend. Or if that was you, could have been someone else - I mean I've seen you...
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Dr. Horrible : I saw Penny today.
Moist : You talked to her?
Dr. Horrible : So close. Just a few weeks away from a real audible connection.
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Dr. Horrible : Dude. You're NOT my nemesis.
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Dr. Horrible : No response, BTW, from the League. But my application is strong this year. A letter of condemnation from the deputy mayor - that's got to have some weight. So... fingers crossed!
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Dr. Horrible : The world is a mess, and I just need to rule it.
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Dr. Horrible : [responding to e-mails] Here's one from our good friend, Johnny Snow: "Dr. Horrible, I see you are once again afriad to do battle with your arch nemesis! I waited at Dooley Park for forty-five minutes..." Ok, *dude*, you are *not* my nemesis! My nemesis is Captain Hammer. Captain Hammer, corporate tool!... dislocated my shoulder... *again*... last week... Look, I'm just trying to change the world, ok? I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka! Besides, there's kids in that park, so...
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Dr. Horrible : Captain Hammer, corporate tool.
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Dr. Horrible : My nemesis is Captain Hammer. Captain Hammer, corporate tool!
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Penny : [singing] Would you lend a helping...
Dr. Horrible : [cutting off music] AHH! Ah! Ah... What?
