Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Pinocchio's Mouth (2008)
Jon Cryer: Alan Harper
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Quotes
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Alan Harper : [while discussing Jake's punishment for mooning the girls' track team, Berta starts giggling] Berta...
Berta : Sorry, I'm just remembering my prom.
Alan Harper : [to Jake] So, what happened?
Berta : Well, I was working near the high school that night, and I thought it would be fun to drive the backhoe...
Alan Harper : Not you.
[Pointing to Jake]
Alan Harper : Him.
Berta : Well. Excuse me for sharing.
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Charlie Harper : [Jake is getting on Charlie's nerves] How long is this whole 'grounding' thing gonna go on for?
Alan Harper : Two weeks.
Charlie Harper : Two weeks?
Alan Harper : Charlie, he stuck his ass out a bus window at the girls' track team.
Charlie Harper : That's what you're punishing him for? When you were his age, you mooned the girls' choir.
Alan Harper : No, uh, when I was his age, you pantsed me in front of the girls' choir.
Charlie Harper : Oh, right. Well, either way, you made the yearbook.