NCIS (TV Series)
Love & War (2009)
Mark Harmon: Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Quotes
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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : The sadness when I hear you talk like this. You don't know who these people are. It could be a 45 year-old overweight man in Minnesota. I mean, like you said, you two haven't even met yet.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : What part of "Level 5 sorceress" don't you understand?
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [entering] All of it.
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NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : What do you got, Abs?
Abby Sciuto : 1989's Christmas nightmare for every parent. The unattainable...
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Beary Smyles.
Abby Sciuto : My dad waited in line two hours for one on Black Friday.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Six... Christmas Eve.
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NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Why don't we just bring her in?
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Yeah, what are we going to put on the warrant, Probie? "Gibbs's gut?"
[off Gibbs's look]
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Not that that wouldn't be valid. I'm sure that...
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Talk to her friends, she'll come to us.
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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [about the dead man] Boss, Brandon Sykes, 22. Small-time drifter with a big-time rap sheet. Larceny, grand theft auto, dealing, even suspected of a homicide... over an iPod. Doesn't exactly scream "espionage".
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Hired gun.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Hired by who?
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : *Whom*, Tony. "Who" is the nominative case. "Whom" always follows a preposition.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Traffic bad?
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Dreadful.
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NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Abby...
Abby Sciuto : '72 Skylark, custom hubcaps. I already told Tony to put out a BOLO.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : No. I was going to say "Nice job."
[Gibbs walks away]
Abby Sciuto : Oh...
[Dejectedly]
Abby Sciuto : Obviously not nice enough.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Fridge.
[Abby looks at the fridge and notices a Caf-Pow! Abby gasps, and goes to the fridge]
Abby Sciuto : I don't know how you did that and I don't care!
[Holds it aloft]
Abby Sciuto : Thank you, Gibbs!
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NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : So basically you got nothing.
Abby Sciuto : I've spoiled you Gibbs. You can't get an answer every time you come down here. But next time, I *will* have something.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Next time, you'll have a Caf-Pow!
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Abby Sciuto : Whoever trashed his apartment went banzai on his dinner plates with a hammer. And they were not looking for anything...
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : No, they just wanted to trash it.
Abby Sciuto : And I know who "they" is. I pulled a partial print off the TV set that was thrown into the bathtub.
[points to her big screen]
Abby Sciuto : Meet our rock star!
[cut to Gibbs interviewing...]
Jessica Shore : Hell, yeah, I did it! I went over to that jackass's place and I broke everything in sight!
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : That was easy.
Jessica Shore : It was all my stuff anyway. You think that dumb-ass could afford real plates? When I met the guy, he had a can opener and a plastic fork. The guy's a loser, like all the rest of 'em.
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NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : How did your boyfriend know Captain Jennings?
Jessica Shore : He didn't... you think Brandon killed the Captain?
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I don't think, I know.
Jessica Shore : Um... I brought him to the Christmas party last year, but he spent the whole night in the parking lot, throwing up. Like I said, a real winner.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : That why you trashed his place?
Jessica Shore : I trashed his place because he proposed.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [deadpan] I'll take that as a no.