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Officer Ziva David : Get anything?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Yeah. An offer. Maybe his tech adviser on his next film. It's about a psycho sex-crazed cop.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : "Life and Times of Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo."
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Officer Ziva David : [as Abby returns McGee's game] Uh frankly, I do not understand the fascination with uh, electronic games. It shortens attention spans, curbs productivity, and it *kills* brain cells.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Enough with the long sentences. Who can follow all that?
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Abby Sciuto : I can't take this. Everyday you guys go out and I never know if you're going to make it back. I mean it's killing me! I can't sleep at night. I'm developing some sort of weird twitch.
Officer Ziva David : Our work is sometimes dangerous, Abby.
Abby Sciuto : Then get a *safer* job!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Then you wouldn't see us at all.
Abby Sciuto : True. Still... sucks!
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Sometimes this job sucks.
Officer Ziva David : Sharon Bellows was in for killing an abusive boyfriend...
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : And while she's inside, her daughter's being abused. Trimble was scum.
Officer Ziva David : It makes no difference in the eyes of the law.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Hence the word "sucks."
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[McGee has been ordered to get a convicted murderess to confess to another murder]
Officer Ziva David : There is no doubt in my mind that you will get that confession, McGee.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : [looks smugly at Tony] Thank you, Ziva.
[He leaves]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : He's toast, isn't he?
Officer Ziva David : Oh, yes. Burnt toast.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : None of the visitors or the injured guard saw Trimble get stabbed, boss.
Officer Ziva David : The DEA is cross-checking all inmates with links to known drug dealers.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I've got a feeling that's going to be a long list.
Officer Ziva David : They're checking prison employees, as well.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Security footage.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Got it right here, boss.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : And?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I'll be like your closed captioning.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : My what?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [dismissing an explanation] I'll talk. You listen.
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Officer Ziva David : She was not smiling at you, Tony.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Ziva, some men can hit a baseball 400 feet, others build rocket ships that sail to the stars. I can spot a woman's smile at 20 yards
Officer Ziva David : Her name is Hannah, and she's asked me out to lunch twice.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You?
Officer Ziva David : Did your rocket ship just take a nose dive?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : No, it just landed on a different planet.
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Officer Ziva David : Checked Trimble's phone records, Gibbs. One person called him over 150 times last month. It was another prison guard by the name of... Brenda Carter.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : 5 calls a day, I give her an 8 on the DiNozzo psycho chick meter. 10 being Glen Close in Fatal Attraction.
[Brenda Carter's photo is displayed on the monitor]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Look at those eyes, crazy eyes.