- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [as DiNozzo's helping McGee make a face] Would you two like some time alone?
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: Uh, no boss. We were just...
- Mossad Liaison Officer Ziva David: Acting like children.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You say that like it's a bad thing.
- Mossad Liaison Officer Ziva David: I remember my first fight. I was eight. Shmuel Rubenstein.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Sounds like a real stud.
- Mossad Liaison Officer Ziva David: One punch and it was over.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: What did Shmuel Rubinstein do to deserve the wrath of Ziva?
- Mossad Liaison Officer Ziva David: He said he liked me.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [Describing suspect on the phone] He's 23, 6 foot 3 inches, 210 pounds, light brown hair, blue eyes and a barb wire tattoo on his left bicep. He was last seen...
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Standing right behind you, DiNozzo.
- Abby Sciuto: Come on, McGee. Give me something fierce. Bossman's got *mad* skills!
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: All right... Ooo, okay Gibbs versus
- [Gibbs appears behind Abby]
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: Gibbs!
- Abby Sciuto: Oh HO! That's good. Evil twin or a clone?
- [turns around notices Gibbs]
- Abby Sciuto: Gibbs! Good timing!
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: Hey Boss?
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Yes, McGee?
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: [slight pause] You ever lost a fight?
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Not sure I even ever won one.
- Abby Sciuto: [aside to McGee] Definitely a Gibbs clone.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Someone didn't know how to parallell park
- Mossad Liaison Officer Ziva David: I've always found it hard to park when someone is shooting at you
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: The hands that pummeled the Petty Officer also bandaged his wound. Whoever did this, Jethro, was both savage and a Samaritan.
- Mossad Liaison Officer Ziva David: Tony, you and I come from two *totally* different places. In my world, you grow up fast, you have no choice.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Now you do.
- Mossad Liaison Officer Ziva David: How's that for old-school slothing?
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: "Sleuthing."
- [watching Tony mug in front of his computer]
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: ...I'm not even gonna ask.
- Mossad Liaison Officer Ziva David: Allow me. *What* are you doing, Tony?