How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
The Possimpible (2009)
Cobie Smulders: Robin Scherbatsky
Photos
Quotes
-
Robin Scherbatsky : I can't break 15 bricks with my forehead.
Barney Stinson : Robin, it's not 1950 anymore. Yes, you can.
-
Barney Stinson : Lottery girl's on!
Robin Scherbatsky : I just feel sorry for these women. This is where broadcast careers go to die.
Barney Stinson : Check it out, I made a little game.
Lottery Girl : And tonight's lotto numbers are: 19...
Barney Stinson : Age you moved to New York after a photographer "discovered" you at a food court and said he would get you into Vogue Magazine.
Lottery Girl : 53...
Barney Stinson : Number of semi-nude pictures he took of you before you realized he had no connection to Vogue Magazine.
Lottery Girl : 22...
Barney Stinson : Age you claim you are.
Lottery Girl : 31...
Barney Stinson : Age you actually are.
Lottery Girl : 45...
Barney Stinson : Number of minutes it would take me to get you into a cab, out of your dress and into my Jacuzzi.
Lottery Girl : And tonight's Super Big Ball is...
Barney Stinson : What happens after we get out of the Jacuzzi. What Up!
-
Lily Aldrin : [to Ted] Doctor X, you're still bragging about Doctor X?
Robin Scherbatsky : Who's Doctor X?
Ted Mosby : Nobody knows. He was this genius mystery DJ.
Marshall Eriksen : It was Ted.
Ted Mosby : [Ignoring Marshall] ... His identity remains a mystery to this day.
Lily Aldrin : It was Ted.
Ted Mosby : [Ignoring Lily as well] ... But this phantom of the airwaves changed the very face of college radio.
Marshall Eriksen : It was Ted.
Lily Aldrin : And your show sucked.
-
[presses button to reveal lottery ball]
Robin Scherbatsky : Tonight's lottery numbers are.
Director : Say the line before you press the button.
Producer : It builds the suspense.
Director : Yeah, it builds the suspense.
Robin Scherbatsky : Seventeen.
Producer : Stop her! Why did she say it like that? It's like she's not even happy about the number 17 coming up. She just seems mean.
Director : Yeah, she seems super mean. Try it again and be more wry.
Robin Scherbatsky : Wry? About the number 17.
Director : Wry, with a little bit of a...
Producer : ...twinkle.
Director : Yeah, twinkle.
Robin Scherbatsky : [sexily] Seventeen.
[producer shakes head 'no']
Director : That was great. Thanks!
-
Lily Aldrin : [the gang checks out Robin's fan mail from Metro News 1] Wow. You had more fans than I thought.
Ted Mosby : And only about 60% of them are prison inmates.
Robin Scherbatsky : What are these guys thinking? I am WAY past my "dating prisoners" phase. I mean, hello, I'm not 19 anymore.