How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

The Possimpible (2009)

Alyson Hannigan: Lily Aldrin

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• Barney Stinson : All my life I have dared to go past what is possible.

  Interviewer : To the impossible?

  Barney Stinson : Actually, past that. To the place where the possible and the impossible meet, to become... the possimpible.

  Lily Aldrin : [Sarcastic]  The possimpible? Really?

  Barney Stinson : Inventing your own word shows creativity and vision-Visitivity.

• Ted Mosby : [Ted has a flashback about his old Wesleyan radio gig after Robin finds it in his resume]  Doctor X here, shooting truth bullets at you from an undisclosed location, 'cause if they knew where I was, they'd shut me down

  Marshall Eriksen : [Listening with Lily at their dorm room]  You're on the third floor of the Student Center next to the game room, you tool!

  Ted Mosby : Been reading a lot of letters about my segment on how racist this school's meal plan is.

  Lily Aldrin : How can there be any letters if no one knows where you are, douche?

  Ted Mosby : That's why I'm organizing a happening outside the Dining Hall. Monday, at midnight. Time has come that these puppet masters took this ignorance of justice off the menu.

  Student : [Cuts in during broadcast]  Hey Ted, we need a fourth one for foosball. What are you doing here, anyway?

  Ted Mosby : Dude, get out of here, be there in a sec.

  [resumes Doctor X spiel] 

  Ted Mosby : Remember, Dining Hall at midnight. Another Doctor X happening. I'll be there, 'cause X marks the spot-ot-ot-ot...

  Marshall Eriksen : [In present day]  If you think people liked your show, they did not-ot-ot-ot...

• Lily Aldrin : [to Ted]  Doctor X, you're still bragging about Doctor X?

  Robin Scherbatsky : Who's Doctor X?

  Ted Mosby : Nobody knows. He was this genius mystery DJ.

  Marshall Eriksen : It was Ted.

  Ted Mosby : [Ignoring Marshall]  ... His identity remains a mystery to this day.

  Lily Aldrin : It was Ted.

  Ted Mosby : [Ignoring Lily as well]  ... But this phantom of the airwaves changed the very face of college radio.

  Marshall Eriksen : It was Ted.

  Lily Aldrin : And your show sucked.

• Lily Aldrin : [the gang checks out Robin's fan mail from Metro News 1]  Wow. You had more fans than I thought.

  Ted Mosby : And only about 60% of them are prison inmates.

  Robin Scherbatsky : What are these guys thinking? I am WAY past my "dating prisoners" phase. I mean, hello, I'm not 19 anymore.