How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Three Days of Snow (2009)

Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby

Quotes 

• Ted Mosby : So, how many people are in on this Party School Bingo thing?

  Barney Stinson : Oh, it's just me.

  Ted Mosby : So what's the point, then?

  Barney Stinson : The point is to get five in a row.

  Ted Mosby : And what do you get when you get five in a row?

  Barney Stinson : I get Bingo.

• Ted Mosby : We should buy a bar.

  Barney Stinson : Of course, we should buy a bar!

  Ted Mosby : We should totally buy a bar.

  Barney Stinson : We should totally buy a bar. Our bar would be awesome. And dude, dude, dude, dude... the name of our bar... Puzzles.

  [Ted is astonished by the proposition] 

  Barney Stinson : People will be, like, "Why is it called Puzzles?". That's the puzzle!

• Barney Stinson : We're not the "We love your music, let's sleep together" guys. We're the older guys whose approval they now crave.

  Ted Mosby : So, we're their dads?

  Barney Stinson : Exactly.

• Ted Mosby : Please, just keep the bar open a little longer. We'll close for you.

  Carl : You two? No way! You don't know the first thing about running a bar.

  Barney Stinson : Serve the hotties first?

  Carl : Here's the keys.

• Amanda : Thank God you're open.

  Melissa : I don't know if you've seen Star Wars, but it's like Hoth outside.

  Ted Mosby : Dibs.

  Amanda : It reminds me of when I used to go sledding with my dad, before he left.

  Barney Stinson : And dibs.

  Ted Mosby : So, uh, can we warm you up with a drink?

  Melissa : Sure. Oh, uh, by the way, I invited the rest of the band to come and meet us.

  Amanda : We were hoping to get drunk. I mean, really drunk... like my dad used to.

  Barney Stinson : Dibsity! Dibsity Dibsity!

• Barney Stinson : "Totally! Awesome!" College girls sound so stupid.

  Ted Mosby : Totally.

  Barney Stinson : Awesome.