The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Vegas Renormalization (2009)
Kaley Cuoco: Penny
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Quotes
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Penny : I just remembered where the emergency key is.
Sheldon Cooper : Where?
Penny : In your apartment.
Sheldon Cooper : What's it doing in my apartment?
Penny : I went in there a few weeks ago, and you guys weren't home and I forgot it there.
Sheldon Cooper : You went in my...? Why would...? What are you saying?
Penny : It's not a big deal. I was making coffee and I ran out of milk.
Sheldon Cooper : You're the milk thief! Leonard said I was crazy, but I knew that carton felt lighter.
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Penny : [Sheldon has locked himself out of his apartment] I think the emergency key is around here somewhere.
Sheldon Cooper : We have a bowl. Our keys go in a bowl. You should get a bowl.
Penny : So, how did the beautiful mind of Sheldon Cooper forget his key in the first place?
Sheldon Cooper : I left them in the bowl.
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Sheldon Cooper : While my compatriots are in Las Vegas, I will be enjoying a blissful evening in my personal Fortress of Solitude.
Penny : That's Superman's big ice thingy, right?
Sheldon Cooper : You know, I'm in such a good mood, I'm actually finding your tenuous grasp of the English language folksy and charming today.
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Sheldon Cooper : Is this conversation making you uncomfortable?
Penny : Of course it's making me uncomfortable! Can't you tell?
Sheldon Cooper : I really have no idea. I don't particularly excel at reading facial expressions, body langu...
Penny : I'm uncomfortable, Sheldon!
Sheldon Cooper : Thank you, that's very helpful.
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Sheldon Cooper : Are you suggesting I sleep on the couch?
Penny : Well, it wasn't the first suggestion that came to mind, but it's the one I'm going with.
Sheldon Cooper : I can't sleep on your couch. I sleep in a bed. And given its dimensions, I have no intention of living out E.M. Snickering's beloved children's book "The Tall Man from Cornwall".
Penny : What?
Sheldon Cooper : [in rhyming couplets] There was a tall man from Cornwall/Whose length exceeded his bed/My body fits on it/But barely upon it/There's no room for my big Cornish head.
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Penny : What's wrong, Superman? Locked out of your big ice thingy?
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[Penny and Sheldon are trying to make small talk while eating]
Sheldon Cooper : How was your day?
Penny : Well, they shifted my schedule around at the restaurant so my hours are gonna be a little different...
Sheldon Cooper : I'm sorry, that's not going to interest me at all, just eat.