The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Codpiece Topology (2008)
Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali
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Quotes
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Sheldon Cooper : I'm sorry, I am not going back to the renaissance fair.
Howard Wolowitz : Come on, Sheldon, there are so few places I can wear my jester costume.
Sheldon Cooper : I don't care. There are far too many historical anomalies for my comfort.
Rajesh Koothrappali : Oh, okay, how about this. You can go dressed as a Star Trek science officer exploring a planet very similar to Earth in the fifteen hundreds.
Sheldon Cooper : You mean like Spock?
Rajesh Koothrappali : [shrugs] Sure.
Sheldon Cooper : Fascinating.
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Leonard Hofstadter : I'm glad Penny's dating. Now I can really let loose.
Howard Wolowitz : You were holding back?
Leonard Hofstadter : Out of courtesy, yes.
Rajesh Koothrappali : What about the ten years before Penny.
Leonard Hofstadter : Hey, I've date plenty of women.
Howard Wolowitz : Like who?
Leonard Hofstadter : Well, there's Joyce Kim, Leslie Winkle...
[pause]
Sheldon Cooper : Notify the editors of the Oxford English Dictionary: the word "plenty" has been redefined to mean "two".
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Rajesh Koothrappali : I think she's smoking hot.
Howard Wolowitz : I'd hit that!
Sheldon Cooper : You'd hit particulate soil on a colloidal suspension.
[Wolowitz looks at him for clarification]
Sheldon Cooper : Mud.
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Rajesh Koothrappali : What happens in costume at Comicon stays at Comicon!
Howard Wolowitz : You're only saying that because of what happened to you.
Leonard Hofstadter : What happened to you?
Rajesh Koothrappali : Nothing happened to me.
Howard Wolowitz : It's not your fault, Raj. He was dressed as a green Orion slave girl.