Slick Rhodes: Squatty

Quotes 

• Capt. James T. Quirk : [possessed by Charly]  Oh, stop your whining all the time, wouldya?

  Squatty : Uh, Captain, if I weren't whining about me engines, I wouldn't have much to do on this show.

• [Jerkoff and Crew Woman begin to have sex on the bridge] 

  Lt. Uwhora : Mr. Squat, should we stop them?

  Squatty : Not for twelve and a half minutes, lassie, the length of the average adult movie sex scene. Come on, I'll buy you a soda.