Kick-Ass (2010)
Nicolas Cage: Damon Macready, Big Daddy
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Quotes
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Damon Macready : So... have you thought a little more about what you might want for your birthday?
Mindy Macready : Can I get a puppy?
Damon Macready : [surprised] You wanna get a dog?
Mindy Macready : Yeah, a cuddly fluffy one, and a Bratz movie-star make over Sasha!
[Damon is stunned]
Mindy Macready : [laughs] I'm just fucking with you Daddy! Look, I'd love a Benchmade model 42 butterfly knife.
Damon Macready : [relieved] Oh, child... You always knock me for a loop!
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Mindy Macready : Daddy, I'm scared.
Damon Macready : Come on, Mindy, honey, be a big girl now. There's nothing to be afraid of.
Mindy Macready : Is it gonna hurt bad?
Damon Macready : Oh, child. Only for a second, sugar.
Damon Macready : [testing her] A handgun bullet travels at... more than?
Mindy Macready : 700 miles an hour.
Damon Macready : 700 miles an hour; so, at close range like this, the force is gonna take you off your feet for sure, but it's really no more painful than a punch in the chest.
Mindy Macready : [mumbles to herself] I hate getting punched in the chest.
Damon Macready : [cocks gun] You're gonna be fine, baby doll!
[he aims and fires, hitting her squarely in the chest; she goes flying off her feet, landing on her back]
Damon Macready : [walking up to her as she pulls the bullet out of her bullet-proof vest hidden underneath her jacket] How was that? Not so bad. Kinda fun, huh? Now you know how it feels. You won't be scared when some junkie asshole pulls a glock.
Mindy Macready : [smiling] I wouldn't have been scared anyways!
Damon Macready : That's my girl.
Damon Macready : [helping her up] All right, up you get. Two more rounds and then home.
Mindy Macready : Again?
Damon Macready : Uh-huh.
Mindy Macready : Look, only if we can go by the bowling alley on the way back.
Damon Macready : The bowling alley?
Mindy Macready : Yeah, and ice cream after.
Damon Macready : [thinking about it for a second] Huh... okay. Two more rounds, no wincing... no whining... and you got yourself a deal, young lady.
Mindy Macready : Yeah! I'm gonna get a hot fudge sundae!
Damon Macready : Good call, baby doll!
[shoots her again]
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Big Daddy : Good job. I'm so proud of you, baby doll. Are you okay?
Hit-Girl : Mm-hm... but getting shot, Daddy, it hurt a lot more than when you did it.
Big Daddy : That's because I used low velocity rounds, child... heh-heh.
Hit-Girl : You're the kindest daddy in the whole world.
Big Daddy : No, I just... I love you.
Hit-Girl : I love you, too, Daddy. I love you, too, Daddy. Sleep tight.
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Sergeant Marcus Williams : You owe dhat girl a childhood.
Damon Macready : I'll tell you who owes her a childhood -- FRANK D'AMICO!
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Damon Macready : Mindy? No more homework, Babydoll. It's time for Frank D'Amico to go bye-bye.
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Damon Macready : [studying security videos and blueprints of Frank D'Amico's building] We've gotta get OVER it, on TOP of it, and then INTO it! Right in the middle of it!
Mindy Macready : [looks up from other computer screen] Daddy, I think I found one. It's perfect, and they can deliver it in three days.
[slightly deflated as she looks at the price]
Mindy Macready : Ah, It's,,, three hundred thousand bucks.
Damon Macready : [walks around the desk to examine her discovery on the the computer screen] Can you think of anything else you'd rather spend it on?
[sees what's on the screen]
Damon Macready : Oooohhhhhhhh, my gosh! That is COOL.
Mindy Macready : [smiling] Yeah!
Damon Macready : Add to shopping cart.
Mindy Macready : Okay.
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Big Daddy : Go to Robiiiin's Reveeeeeeeenge!
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Damon Macready : Hit Girl, back to headquarters!
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Big Daddy : Take cover, child!
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Damon Macready : [finding Marcus in his apartment, pointing a gun at him] How'd you find me, Marcus?
Sergeant Marcus Williams : One of us is still a cop, remember?
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[Big Daddy shoots a man about to sneak up on Hit Girl and kill her]
Damon Macready : Now Hit Girl, we always keep our backs where?
Hit-Girl : To the wall, Daddy, I know. Um, it-it won't happen again. Nice shot, by the way.
Damon Macready : Thank you.
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Big Daddy : Now switch... to kryptoniiiiiiiite!