Kick-Ass (2010) Poster

(2010)

Nicolas Cage: Damon Macready, Big Daddy

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Quotes 

  • Damon Macready : So... have you thought a little more about what you might want for your birthday?

    Mindy Macready : Can I get a puppy?

    Damon Macready : [surprised]  You wanna get a dog?

    Mindy Macready : Yeah, a cuddly fluffy one, and a Bratz movie-star make over Sasha!

    [Damon is stunned] 

    Mindy Macready : [laughs]  I'm just fucking with you Daddy! Look, I'd love a Benchmade model 42 butterfly knife.

    Damon Macready : [relieved]  Oh, child... You always knock me for a loop!

  • Mindy Macready : Daddy, I'm scared.

    Damon Macready : Come on, Mindy, honey, be a big girl now. There's nothing to be afraid of.

    Mindy Macready : Is it gonna hurt bad?

    Damon Macready : Oh, child. Only for a second, sugar.

    Damon Macready : [testing her]  A handgun bullet travels at... more than?

    Mindy Macready : 700 miles an hour.

    Damon Macready : 700 miles an hour; so, at close range like this, the force is gonna take you off your feet for sure, but it's really no more painful than a punch in the chest.

    Mindy Macready : [mumbles to herself]  I hate getting punched in the chest.

    Damon Macready : [cocks gun]  You're gonna be fine, baby doll!

    [he aims and fires, hitting her squarely in the chest; she goes flying off her feet, landing on her back] 

    Damon Macready : [walking up to her as she pulls the bullet out of her bullet-proof vest hidden underneath her jacket]  How was that? Not so bad. Kinda fun, huh? Now you know how it feels. You won't be scared when some junkie asshole pulls a glock.

    Mindy Macready : [smiling]  I wouldn't have been scared anyways!

    Damon Macready : That's my girl.

    Damon Macready : [helping her up]  All right, up you get. Two more rounds and then home.

    Mindy Macready : Again?

    Damon Macready : Uh-huh.

    Mindy Macready : Look, only if we can go by the bowling alley on the way back.

    Damon Macready : The bowling alley?

    Mindy Macready : Yeah, and ice cream after.

    Damon Macready : [thinking about it for a second]  Huh... okay. Two more rounds, no wincing... no whining... and you got yourself a deal, young lady.

    Mindy Macready : Yeah! I'm gonna get a hot fudge sundae!

    Damon Macready : Good call, baby doll!

    [shoots her again] 

  • Big Daddy : Good job. I'm so proud of you, baby doll. Are you okay?

    Hit-Girl : Mm-hm... but getting shot, Daddy, it hurt a lot more than when you did it.

    Big Daddy : That's because I used low velocity rounds, child... heh-heh.

    Hit-Girl : You're the kindest daddy in the whole world.

    Big Daddy : No, I just... I love you.

    Hit-Girl : I love you, too, Daddy. I love you, too, Daddy. Sleep tight.

  • Sergeant Marcus Williams : You owe dhat girl a childhood.

    Damon Macready : I'll tell you who owes her a childhood -- FRANK D'AMICO!

  • Damon Macready : Mindy? No more homework, Babydoll. It's time for Frank D'Amico to go bye-bye.

  • Damon Macready : [studying security videos and blueprints of Frank D'Amico's building]  We've gotta get OVER it, on TOP of it, and then INTO it! Right in the middle of it!

    Mindy Macready : [looks up from other computer screen]  Daddy, I think I found one. It's perfect, and they can deliver it in three days.

    [slightly deflated as she looks at the price] 

    Mindy Macready : Ah, It's,,, three hundred thousand bucks.

    Damon Macready : [walks around the desk to examine her discovery on the the computer screen]  Can you think of anything else you'd rather spend it on?

    [sees what's on the screen] 

    Damon Macready : Oooohhhhhhhh, my gosh! That is COOL.

    Mindy Macready : [smiling]  Yeah!

    Damon Macready : Add to shopping cart.

    Mindy Macready : Okay.

  • Big Daddy : Go to Robiiiin's Reveeeeeeeenge!

  • Damon Macready : Hit Girl, back to headquarters!

  • Big Daddy : Take cover, child!

  • Damon Macready : [finding Marcus in his apartment, pointing a gun at him]  How'd you find me, Marcus?

    Sergeant Marcus Williams : One of us is still a cop, remember?

  • [Big Daddy shoots a man about to sneak up on Hit Girl and kill her] 

    Damon Macready : Now Hit Girl, we always keep our backs where?

    Hit-Girl : To the wall, Daddy, I know. Um, it-it won't happen again. Nice shot, by the way.

    Damon Macready : Thank you.

  • Big Daddy : Now switch... to kryptoniiiiiiiite!

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