The Office (TV Series)
Customer Survey (2008)
Steve Carell: Michael Scott
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Quotes
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Andy Bernard : Big idea, double wedding! Me, Angela, you, Holly.
Michael Scott : No. We would never do that. And if we did, it would be with Jim and Pam.
Jim Halpert : Yeah, we'd never do that.
Michael Scott : Yeah, so there you go.
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Michael Scott : [reading the customer survey] "Jim Halpert is smudge and arrogant."
Jim Halpert : I think he means smug.
Michael Scott : Arrogance.
Jim Halpert : Michael, I'm just trying to...
Michael Scott : [interrupting] And there's our smudgeness.
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Michael Scott : If I were joking, you would be laughing. Do you look like you're laughing?
Dwight Schrute : Impossible to say, I can't see myself.
Michael Scott : You're not.
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Michael Scott : Kelly...
Kelly Kapoor : I was raped.
Michael Scott : You cannot say "I was raped" and expect all of your problems to go away, Kelly. Not again. Don't keep doing that.