John Krasinski credited as playing...
Jim Halpert
- Jim Halpert: Why have you chosen brown and gray balloons?
- Dwight Schrute: They match the carpet.
- Jim Halpert: What is that?
- [reading a banner]
- Jim Halpert: "It is your birthday," period.
- Dwight Schrute: It is a statement of fact.
- Jim Halpert: Not even an exclamation point?
- Dwight Schrute: This is more professional. It's not like she discovered a cure for cancer.
- Jim Halpert: I can't believe how bad this looks.
- Dwight Schrute: Are you trying to hurt my feelings? Because if so, you are succeeding. Fortunately my feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal man's.
- Jim Halpert: Ok, good then.
- Dwight Schrute: Have you collected the money from everyone?
- Jim Halpert: I am working on it.
- Dwight Schrute: How much do you have?
- Jim Halpert: Six dollars.
- Dwight Schrute: That's how much you and I contributed! I... Damn it, Jim!
- Jim Halpert: [Mumbling] I said I was working on it.