30 Rock (TV Series)

Retreat to Move Forward (2009)

Jack McBrayer: Kenneth Parcell

Quotes 

• Kenneth Parcell : You can't eat candy if you have diabetes.

  Tracy Jordan : There's no link between diabetes and diet. That's a white myth, Ken; like Larry Bird or Colorado.

• Kenneth Parcell : What can I do for you, Miss... Jimplin?

  Jenna Maroney : [using the method to prepair for her Janis Joplin role]  Well according to my Wikipedia page, I'm gonna need some Cherry juice, Buttermilk and Tequila to make my signature Janice Joplin cocktail: the Frank-schlong.

• Kenneth Parcell : Mr. Jordan, I've seen too many folks back home die of diabetes and go-kart accidents to sit idly by while you ruin your health. You need to eat better.

  Tracy Jordan : N-O-E, no! E!