30 Rock (TV Series)

Retreat to Move Forward (2009)

Alec Baldwin: Jack Donaghy

Quotes 

• Jack Donaghy : [to Liz, in an awestruck voice]  There they are, the Six Sigmas themselves!

  Liz Lemon : They're dudes?

  Jack Donaghy : Each of them embodies a pillar of the Six Sigma business philosophy: Teamwork, Insight, Brutality, Male Enhancement, Hand-Shakefulness, and Play Hard.

• Jack Donaghy : I'm actually joining the Six Sigmas for L.U.N.C.H.

  Liz Lemon : Oh, okay... I like lunch.

  Jack Donaghy : Right. Yes. Well... Join us.

  Liz Lemon : Okay.

  [entering a room] 

  Liz Lemon : What is this?

  Jack Donaghy : It's L.U.N.C.H.: Lego Utilization for Negating Crisis Hierarchies.

  Charles : It's a competitive teambuilding exercise where one person directs his teammates in the construction of a Lego model that only he can see.

  Jack Donaghy : Lemon, why don't you join team Donaghy? We'll win this thing, and then we'll go to class.

  Liz Lemon : I don't want to go to a class.

  Jack Donaghy : No, Lemon. C.L.A.S.S. It's an acronym for Consuming Lunch And Simple Socializing.

  Liz Lemon : Now that just seems intentionally confusing.