30 Rock (TV Series)
The One with the Cast of 'Night Court' (2008)
Tina Fey: Liz Lemon
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Quotes
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Liz Lemon : [about Claire] She's like a human Macarena. Something everyone did at parties in 1996.
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Jack Donaghy : I need your help, We were having sex at The Palace, she told me she loved me.
Liz Lemon : You did it, again?
Jack Donaghy : Well it was quick and in the meat locker, that's ok, right?
Liz Lemon : What is it with you men, you're like you are junkies or something. Why can't you just say no?
Jack Donaghy : Lemon, let me explain something to you that you could have no way of knowing. Emotionally unstable women are fantastic in the sack, I mean their self-loathing translates into... nevermind. I've got to get out of this. What do other guys do?
Liz Lemon : Well, one guy died, Scotty Pippen requested a transfer to Houston.
Jack Donaghy : Houston is too humid, what about this dying thing?
Liz Lemon : Where is she now?
Jack Donaghy : Chained to the radiator at her hotel room. It was her idea, she's an amazing woman.
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Liz Lemon : Claire is in the lobby.
Jenna Maroney : Claire Harper? From Chicago?
Liz Lemon : Yep. Fun, crazy Claire.
Jenna Maroney : Oh, man, do you remember that night we all danced in that open fire hydrant?
Liz Lemon : Yeah. Her roof parties.
Jenna Maroney : Karaoke in Boystown.
Liz Lemon : The all-night scavenger hunts.
Jenna Maroney : Do you remember when we crashed that Polish wedding?
Liz Lemon : [They laugh lightly] Yeah. She's exhausting.