This Is the End (2013)

Craig Robinson: Craig Robinson

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• Jay Baruchel : Guys, listen listen. I think we need to address the elephant in the room

  Seth Rogen : Whoa, Jay, don't talk about Craig like that.

  Craig Robinson : That's fucked up. I'm right here man.

  Jay Baruchel : I'm not calling Craig an elephant.

  James Franco : That's racist.

• Craig Robinson : Welcome to Heaven, mothafuckas.

• Craig Robinson : I'm straight-up lovable, son.

• Jonah Hill : Um, can I have that Milky Way?

  James Franco : No, you can't have the Milky Way. That's my Milky Way. I went out this morning and specifically bought this Milky Way to eat after my party.

  Jay Baruchel : That's weird.

  James Franco : It's not weird, it's my special food, I like it. Back me up on that, Seth.

  Seth Rogen : I don't think you should get the whole Milky Way. I want some of the Milky Way.

  Craig Robinson : I'd be pretty bummed if I don't at least get a bite of the Milky Way.

  James Franco : Oh, now Craig wants a bite of the Milky Way.

  Craig Robinson : Yeah, I want a bite of the Milky Way! It's a fucking Milky Way.

  Jay Baruchel : A fifth of everything is what's fair and reasonable.

  Seth Rogen : Everyone gets a fifth of everything.

  James Franco : [to Craig]  I want one fifth of your t-shirt!

• Aziz Ansari : Craig, help me!

  Craig Robinson : It's too late for you! You're already in the hole!

• Seth Rogen : Jesus fucking Christ.

  Craig Robinson : You might wanna stay away from saying that.

  Seth Rogen : Jesus fucking Christ? Why? Why can't I say that?

  Craig Robinson : One of the ten commandments. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.

  Seth Rogen : Jesus isn't the name of the Lord. God is the name of the Lord.

  Craig Robinson : Jesus and God is all the same.

  Jay Baruchel : It's a trinity.

  Craig Robinson : The Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost.

  James Franco : It's like Neapolitan ice cream.

• Craig Robinson : I would suck a dick for half a cracker!

• Craig Robinson : [crying]  I tried to save Aziz, I did!

• Craig Robinson : Ain't no party, like a no panty party, cause a no panty party don't stop!

• Craig Robinson : Hey! Hey, asshole! Hey, come on! Pickle dick, demonic-looking motherfucker. Nobody's scared of you. You ain't a raccoon. Yeah, bring your ass, bitch. Nobody's scared of you. I'm Craig fucking Robinson! Yeah! I hope you like big dick, motherfucker, 'cause, I'm about to fuck you raw. For the last goddamn time! Take your panties off!

• Craig Robinson : Take yo panties off!

• Craig Robinson : Dude, Segel's dead, Krumholtz is dead, Michael Cera's dead...

  Danny McBride : I guess if Michael Cera's dead it's not a total loss, huh?

• Danny McBride : Franco, you're just a pretentious fucking nerd.

  James Franco : Fuck you!

  Danny McBride : And Jonah... you fucking cunt. Craig... you didn't have my back back there. You fucking disappoint me.

  Craig Robinson : Bro...

  Danny McBride : And Seth... you duplicitous taint.

  Seth Rogen : What?

  Danny McBride : And of course there's Jay... the self-righteous, cocksucking, two-faced backstabber.

  Jay Baruchel : What the fuck are you talking about?

• James Franco : Dude look helicopters, helicopter, the good guys are here. We're fine, we're gonna be fine

  [Helicopter crashes and propeller flies through window and sticks into wall next to Craig] 

  Craig Robinson : [Screaming and jumping]  Goddamn, Goddamn

  James Franco : You okay?

  Craig Robinson : No I'm not okay.

  [Shows finger with small scratch and blood] 

  Craig Robinson : Fuck yo house Franco

  James Franco : My house didn't do that

• Seth Rogen : It's already going crazy out there, guys! We can't leave. I'm not leaving. Okay? I'm a victim! I've had a victim's mentality my whole life, people can smell it on me! When I was a kid, I had man titties. The bullies held me down, they titty fucked me!

  James Franco : That's what's happening out there right now!

  Craig Robinson : We are all soft.

  Seth Rogen : Yeah.

  Craig Robinson : We are all soft! We are actors, we pretend to be hard, man! We soft as baby shit!

  James Franco : As baby shit!

• Craig Robinson : C'mon Rihanna, take yo' panties off fo' me.

  Rihanna : C'mon Craig, will you *fuck off* fo' me.

• Emma Watson : Look at him, he's like a hipster. Right?

  Jay Baruchel : No. No, I'm not a hipster. At all.

  Craig Robinson : Yeah, you do seem to hate a lot of things and the bottom of your pants are awful tight.

  Jay Baruchel : No, I just... I don't like Los Angeles. That's it. It doesn't make me a hipster.

  Craig Robinson : I bet you hate movies that are universally loved.

  Jay Baruchel : I don't even...

  Craig Robinson : You like Forrest Gump?

  Jay Baruchel : No, no, it's a horrendous piece of shit...

  Emma Watson : Life is like a box of chocolates? No?

  Jay Baruchel : No, I'm familiar with it.

  Craig Robinson : You never know what you're gonna get.

• Craig Robinson : Yo, so, I just drank my own pee for the first time... and...

  [laughs] 

  Craig Robinson : it ain't bad. I never thought to do it, I always thought, you know, pee stink, whatever, but... Shh.

  [holds up a cocktail glass filled with pee] 

• [after finding James' secret stash of food] 

  Craig Robinson : What the fuck is all this, Franco?

  James Franco : Uh... it looks like food! How'd that get there?

  Seth Rogen : What? You have more food?

  Craig Robinson : You knew he had extra food?

  Seth Rogen : He gave me one cracker!

  Craig Robinson : I would have sucked a dick for half a cracker!

  James Franco : Alright, well, maybe I didn't want you to suck my dick, alright!

  Craig Robinson : I didn't want to suck it! That's the point of what I said!