King of the Hill (TV Series)

Life: A Loser's Manual (2008)

Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer

Quotes 

• Dale Gribble : Gentlemen, I'm sure you recall my long-dreamt dream of building a guard tower in my yard.

  Hank Hill : Dale, the zoning board has turned you down six times! The last refusal was "with extreme prejudice".

  Dale Gribble : True, but for a structure under 40 feet, no variance is needed. Soon, you'll live under the protection of my 39-foot guard tower.

• Hank Hill : Here, under employer, you put Costco. You never worked for Costco.

  Lucky : No, but Costco gave me the slip-on-pee-pee money for my settlement.

  Hank Hill : Pee-pee money is not an employment history.