Labor Pains (2009)

Kevin Covais: Greg

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• Greg : You know, I find it fascinating that Kristin is only a month further along than you, and yet she's the size of a school bus while you're still over here looking like Kate Moss.

  Thea Clayhill : Uh, different strokes, I guess.

  Greg : Perhaps it's easier to feel the bump than to see it.

  [reaches for Thea's stomach, Lisa swats at his hand] 

  Greg : What's the big deal? Everyone likes to touch a pregnant stomach.

  Lisa DePardo : Because you're a gross weirdo, Greg.

  Thea Clayhill : And the baby doesn't like gross weirdos, Greg!

• Greg : Congratulations, Thea.

  Thea Clayhill : Thank you, Greg.

  Greg : You really think you can get to the top by playing games, don't cha? I know what you're up to, Thea. And I think that it stinks. It super stinks.

  Lisa DePardo : Hm.

  Thea Clayhill : Well, really? Do you think that it stinks that I wanna hire you to be my assistant?

  Greg : Really?

  Thea Clayhill : You'll start first thing Monday after I put the paperwork through.

  Greg : Oh wow, Thea. Thea, thank you so much. I- I could kiss you right now.

  Thea Clayhill : You don't have to do that.

  Greg : I'll see you later, boss.