Everybody Hates Chris (TV Series)

Everybody Hates Being Cool (2008)

Jacqueline Mazarella: Ms. Morello

Quotes 

• Chris : [When Chris and Greg use cigarettes to make themselves look cool]  All right, let's make a pact. If either one of us gets caught by the teacher, we don't rat out the other, deal?

  Greg Wuliger : Deal.

  [scene cuts to Ms. Morello catching Greg with the cigarette] 

  Greg Wuliger : Chris gave it to me.

  Ms. Morello : Chris? I am so disappointed in you. I know that nicotine, pork rinds and malt liquor are the black man's vices.

  Narrator : You forgot white women.

  Ms. Morello : But why infect Gregory?

  Chris : Because I wanted to be cool.

  Narrator : Now I just feel like a fool.

• Ms. Morello : Well, I'm sorry, Chris, but you're suspended.

  Narrator : When my parents found out, I was finally going to be cool. Cool as a corpse.