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Lord Vetinari
- Lord Vetinari: Mr. Lipwig, you have had a most strenuous day, have you not?
- Moist Von Lipwig: Can't be as strenuous as signing death warrants.
- [Moist laughs and Lord Vetinari gives him a long stare]
- Moist Von Lipwig: [stops laughing] Joke.
- Lord Vetinari: Oh, I'm sorry. I hadn't realized.
- [Lord Vetinari chuckles briefly]
- Lord Vetinari: Do tell me if you feel obliged to make another.
- Lord Vetinari: Well, you've made quite a splash. As the fish said to the man with the lead weight tied to his feet.
- Ridcully: [entering Lord Vetinari's office] This had better be important. I'm in the middle of an experiment.
- Lord Vetinari: Involving a knife and fork, no doubt.
- Ridcully: [sighing] I don't expect a layman to understand the pressures of university life.
- Lord Vetinari: Incredible though it may seem, we've found a practical use for one of your magical devices.
- Ridcully: Have you?
- Lord Vetinari: The object in question is, um...
- [Lord Vetinari looks at Drumknott]
- Drumknott: An omniscope, my lord.
- Lord Vetinari: Enabling us to see things at a distance, I believe.
- Ridcully: The omniscope is a highly complex, very unstable piece of equipment.
- Lord Vetinari: You mean it doesn't work?
- Ridcully: Well...
- [stammering]
- Ridcully: Relatively speaking, it works.
- Lord Vetinari: Excellent. Kindly have it up and running by dawn tomorrow.
- Ridcully: Now listen, magic is not some kind of workman's tool that you can hire out by the hour.
- Lord Vetinari: Just as well, because I wasn't intending to pay you.
- [Drumknott smirks]
- Ridcully: Now, listen, magic is not some workman's tool that you can hire out by the hour.
- Lord Vetinari: Just as well, because I wasn't intending to pay you.