- Sharon Marsh: Randy, off the internet.
- Randy Marsh: [in childish voice] No! Come on, leave me alone!
- Sharon Marsh: No, mister. It's time for night-night.
- Randy Marsh: But Sharon, I got stuff to do! I got to see my credit rating, I got to send an e-mail to Nelson, check out Foley's vacation photos.
- Sharon Marsh: You don't have to do all that now. You can do one more thing and then it's bedtime.
- Randy Marsh: One more thing?
- [clicks on a porn site and starts masturbating]