- Eddy: [after Rolf gets rid of Eddy's zit] What happened to my head?
- Ed: It is so puny!
- Edd: This is worthy of a Nobel Prize!
- Eddy: What'd you do to me, you quack?
- Rolf: Quack? I am Rolf.
- Eddy: You're a quack! Quack quack quack!
- Rolf: I am not a duck, I am Rolf!
- Edd: [with a notepad] How did you know what ingredients would react in such a way as to come to this conclusion?
- Rolf: What?
- Ed: My turn for shrinkage, Rolf!
- Eddy: Fix me!
- Edd: Tell me!
- Ed: Shrink me!
- Rolf: Stay back!
- [runs from the Eds]
- Eddy: Get him!
- [chasing Rolf]
- Eddy: Wait'll I get my hands on you! Fix my head, you quack!
- Ed: He's strong!
- [He laughs as they continue to chase Rolf]
- Ed: Boy Eddy, your zit's really getting big.
- Edd: All this attention seems to be irritating Eddy's blemish.
- Eddy: LEAVE ME ALONE!
- [He retreats]
- Edd: Eddy, wait!
- Kevin: There goes the ugly dorkling!
- [Most of the kids, including Ed, start laughing. Edd bristles with rage]
- Edd: ARE WE JUST ABOUT DONE?
- [He throws open the front door]
- Edd: Please leave in an orderly manner!
- [All of the kids, save for Rolf, leave the house, most cowed by Edd's fury except for Sarah who grins sadistically]
- Edd: In all my years, I have never seen such deplorable behavior over one's elevation of the skin!
- Kevin: [smugly] Man, Eddy's got a real honker, huh, Double Dweeb?
- Ed: [guiltily] Tootle-oo, Double D.
- Edd: Not you, Ed!
- Edd: No one would ever suspect Mother Nature to harbor a spring loaded circus cannon and BLOW INNOCENT BYSTANDERS TO KINGDOM COME!