Ed, Edd n Eddy (TV Series)

Eeny, Meeny, Miney Ed/Ready, Set... Ed! (2000)

Tony Sampson: Eddy

Quotes 

• Ed : Do you smell buttered toast?

  Eddy : [has a huge hole in his stomach]  Ed! Your stupid toy ate my breakfast!

• Edd : Listen to the sounds of the gears whirling and grinding!

  Eddy : Yeah, like my stomach.

• Rolf : Kevin is breaking a world record.

  Eddy : World record? He's a hack! True records are set by professionals. Like Ed, Edd...

  [He picks up Jimmy and drops him off the fence] 

  Eddy : ... and Eddy.

• [Eddy has stuffed himself into a bucket and is smugly skittering down the hall on his fingers, congratulating himself on his prank] 

  Eddy : Eddy, you're the man with the scam. You're the big...

  [He crawls off the top of the stairs and realizes too late that he's standing on thin air] 

  Eddy : Uh...

  [He goes tumbling down the stairs and lands with a pained cough at the bottom. Outside, Ed is talking to Nazz] 

  Ed : So if I join you at the party, can I be a tarantula? Or maybe a salamander?

  Eddy : Party? Wait!

  [He struggles to get out of the bucket] 

  Eddy : Hey! I'm stuck! Ed!

  [He falls onto his side] 

  Eddy : Don't forget Cockroach Eddy!

• Ed : [looking at Edd's rocket]  It's too small.

  Edd : Small? Please, Ed. It's compact.

  [Eddy slides onscreen across the dirt. Kevin, continuing his fight with Eddy, leaps on him] 

  Kevin : I insist!

  Eddy : Ladies first!

  [Kevin walks over to the rocket car] 

  Kevin : [unimpressed]  This is a rocket car? Yeah, right. Is that a traffic cone?

  Eddy : Uh, yeah, well...

  Ed : [carrying the other kids in his arms]  Ready for launch!

  [He crams the kids into the car] 

  Edd : Oh, dear! It is too small!