- Peggy Hill: Stay where you are, Hank. The actors have to get used to working around the freaky people.
- Bud Ferguson: Mr. Hill, only someone with incredible skills could make such a well-maintained home appear so damaged. I'm impressed.
- Bobby Hill: Dad. if it makes you feel any better, I don't wanna be an actor any more.
- Hank Hill: Thank you, son.