All Creatures Great and Small (TV Series)

All's Fair (2020)

Callum Woodhouse: Tristan Farnon

Quotes 

• Tristan Farnon : Just because there's a firing squad lined up outside doesn't mean you have to go and stand in front of it.

• Tristan Farnon : A gentleman never interferes in a wager.

• Tristan Farnon : You could always lie. Hope it doesn't come back to bite you on the backside.

  James Herriot : Because that's worked *so* well for you in the past.

• James Herriot : So have you had your invitation yet?

  Tristan Farnon : What invitation?

  James Herriot : Tea with the parents.

• Tristan Farnon : [about James being the vet for the fair for the first time]  Two bob says he won't last past lunchtime.

  Mrs Hall : Honestly, Tristan!

  Tristan Farnon : Ah, remember when Greer did it. Drunk by midday. Fred, punch boil in the mouth.

  Siegfried Farnon : Morning's not the problem. It's the pony measure. Gets them every time.

  Siegfried Farnon : [in a counter bet to Tristan, they shaking on it]  Two bob, three-thirty.

  Tristan Farnon : What do you say, Mrs. Hall. Do you think he'll make it to the family pets?

  Mrs Hall : [defiantly]  I most certainly do. And I don't approve of gambling.

  Mrs Hall : [she begins to walk away, then abruptly turns around]  Two bob, six o'clock. Not a minute sooner.