- [Terrance and Phillip want to go home from the protesting]
- Stephen Abootman: Look, guy. We have to stay strong. If you don't stand with your fellow Canadians, then you are a rat!
- Terrance: Don't call me a rat, buddy.
- Stephen Abootman: I'm not your buddy, friend.
- Phillip: He's not your friend, guy.
- Stephen Abootman: I'm not your guy, buddy.
- Terrance: He's not your buddy, friend.
- Stephen Abootman: I'm not your friend, guy.
- Kyle Broflovski: You know, I learned something today.
- [quickly]
- Kyle Broflovski: We thought we could make money on the Internet. But while the Internet is new and exciting for creative people, it hasn't matured as a distribution mechanism to the extent that one should trade real and immediate opportunities for income for the promise of future online revenue. It will be a few years before digital distribution of media on the Internet can be monetized to an extent that necessitates content producers to forgo their fair value in more traditional media.
- Stan Marsh: [pause] Yeah.
- Stephen Abootman: [on the video] When you think of Canada, what's the first thing that comes to mind?
- Eric Cartman: Gayness!
- [every student in the bleachers laughs]
- Stephen Abootman: [on the video] That's right - spirit. What is it that makes Canada so important?
- Clyde: Nothing!
- [everyone laughs]
- Ghyslain Raza: Who crowned you the top internet star?
- Tay Zonday: I did - when I became bigger than all you bitches.
- Swiss Delegate: Ahhh, ven you say "Canada is on strike," what exactly do you mean?
- Stephen Abootman: What do you think it means?
- [pounds the table]
- Stephen Abootman: We're striking, buddy! No more! That's it! Until we get what we want.
- French Delegate: Who are you exactly to authorize this strike?
- Stephen Abootman: I'm Stephen Abootman! Leader of the WGA!
- French Delegate: The WGA?
- Stephen Abootman: [crosses his arms] Yes! The World Canadian Bureau!
- [the other delegates don't react]
- French Delegate: What exactly does Canada want?
- Stephen Abootman: We want: more... money!
- Aide 1: [with mustache] Yeah! More money!
- Japanese Delegate: More money from where?
- Stephen Abootman: Just more money! You know! Canada doesn't get enough money! Other countries have lots of money; we want, we want some of that money! Hu- how about- the Internet? The Internet makes lots of money! So give us some of that money!
- Aide 1: Yeah! Give us Internet money!
- British Delegate: A Mister A- Abootman, you seem to- not understand how... global economics works. I think that...
- Stephen Abootman: Don't give me that fat-cat fancy lip-wiggling! Are you gonna give Canada more money or what?
- [pounds his fist on the table a few times]
- British Delegate: I'm afraid we can't.
- Stephen Abootman: Then you leave Canada no choice.
- [heads for the doors. His aides open them and he heads out]
- Stephen Abootman: This strike shall continue!
- [the aides head out, closing the doors behind them]
- TRON Guy: Hey I know you! You're that what what in my asshole kid!
- Butters Scotch: What what in the butt, sir.