How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

The Bracket (2008)

Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby

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• Barney Stinson : The worst part is that we still have no idea who my stalker is.

  Robin Scherbatsky : Well, that's because you're going about this all wrong. I mean, why chase someone who's following you? All you need to do is go down to the bar, hit on someone and wait until she turns up.

  Barney Stinson : That's not a bad idea.

  Robin Scherbatsky : Oh-ooh, I'll pretend to be the girl that you're hitting on.

  Ted Mosby : I don't know, it's a lot riding on a girl who giggles when she lies.

  Robin Scherbatsky : I do not!

  Ted Mosby : Have you ever fallen asleep while eating ribs?

  Robin Scherbatsky : [Awkwardly giggling]  No!

• Ted Mosby : Come on! Let's see the list.

  Barney Stinson : [Mocking Ted]  Come on! Let's see the list. Ted, don't be crass. I would never demean the women that I've slept with by putting their names on a tawdry list.

  Barney Stinson : [Cut to Barney in the apartment pulling out a scrapbook]  This is a scrapbook of all the women I've slept with. I made it at the scrapbook barn on 7th.

• Lily Aldrin : [about Ted and Marshall betting on College football]  Why do you guys put yourselves through this? You lose every year.

  Ted Mosby : That's because in the past, we were just guessing. This year, we watched every game, read box scores, tracked injuries. This isn't March Madness. This is March Meticulously Thought-outness.

  Barney Stinson : Your team lost 20 minutes ago.

  Ted Mosby : I didn't know they were playing today.

• Lily Aldrin : [Going through the women Barney has slept with, trying to find the one that keeps sabotaging him]  The girl who thought he had 12 hours to live has way more cause to ruin his life than the girl he faked proposed to.

  Robin Scherbatsky : It's fake proposal girl. I mean, she hired a wedding planner!

  Ted Mosby : 12 hours to live! That girl flew them both to Paris!

  Robin Scherbatsky : Oh, she only bought him a one-way ticket!

  Barney Stinson : Okay, okay, everybody! Hands.

  Lily Aldrin , Marshall Eriksen , Ted Mosby : 12 hours to live!

  Robin Scherbatsky : Damn it!