Cobie Smulders credited as playing...
Robin Scherbatsky
- Barney Stinson: So Robin.
- Robin Scherbatsky: Yes, Barney?
- Barney Stinson: Guess who nailed the chick from Metro News 1 last night?
- Barney Stinson: [after sleeping together] In my experience the way this normally goes is we lie here for a while; make a little awkward chit-chat.
- Robin Scherbatsky: Check.
- Barney Stinson: Then I make up some cabinet meeting, heart surgery, rocket test flight I got to be at, slip out of your apartment and never call you again.
- Robin Scherbatsky: And later at the bar you tell your good friend Robin the story of your latest conquest and she wonders to herself "Who is this sad, self-loathing idiot who climbed in to bed with Barney Stinson?"
- Barney Stinson: Actually, you usually say that out loud.
- Barney Stinson: So... I just slept with my best friend's ex-girlfriend.
- Robin Scherbatsky: And I just slept with ex-boyfriend's really good friend.
- Barney Stinson: Best friend.